"ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
12/06/2018 at 09:46 • Filed to: None
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"ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
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Seriously though, what is it?
Nibbles
> ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
12/06/2018 at 09:57 |
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Glad to see Kinja hasn’t changed its ways
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Nibbles
> ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
12/06/2018 at 09:57 |
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It’s an XE with some power goodies and neoprene seat covers. Some say it originally came with a bike too.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
12/06/2018 at 09:59 |
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A wagon fulla pamcakes? In the champeenship? I’d like to see you twy!
Nibby
> ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
12/06/2018 at 10:02 |
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like when NBA/MLB/NFL teams win the finals and they become “world champions.” Sorry, Canada + USA is not the entire world.
InFierority Complex
> ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
12/06/2018 at 10:15 |
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TIL Nissan sponsored a triathlon. Looks like the two aren’t associated anymore but XTerra got to keep the name.
user314
> ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
12/06/2018 at 10:26 |
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Damn Millennials and your participation trophies....
(/s)
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Nibby
12/06/2018 at 10:39 |
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Yeah or boxing/wrestling and you become the Heavy Weight Champion of the world.
Even though there has to be some jacked ex-soviet/Russian soldier who works out all day long and lives on turnips/raw pork that could kill the “world champ” without breaking a sweat.
jasmits
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/06/2018 at 10:54 |
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Probably would not be able to beat them in a boxing or wrestling match though. Boxing and wrestling have a lot of rules and it’s not as simple as being good at fighting.
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jasmits
> Nibbles
12/06/2018 at 10:55 |
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Ah I see. It’s world champion at being the Nissan XTerra with the most power goodies, noprene seat covers and possibly most factory-included bicycles.
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Nibbles
> jasmits
12/06/2018 at 10:59 |
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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> jasmits
12/06/2018 at 11:00 |
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I guess. But MMA maybe? I don’t follow sports to close.
But if we start having cage matches with random jacked up dudes from the dark corners of every continent, sign me up for a PPV pass.
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jasmits
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/06/2018 at 11:05 |
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MMA’s got lots of rules too but I think that’s the best shot for general-badasses to win. Idk I don’t follow most sports too close either, I just know that I’ve watched some of the high profile fights like Mayweather-P acquiao and it often seems like the guy who held the upper hand as far as actual fighting goes doesn’t necessarily win if the other guy racks up a lot of technical points(I don’t get it either) .
interstate366, now In The Industry
> ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
12/06/2018 at 11:22 |
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DipodomysDeserti
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/06/2018 at 11:54 |
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It also applies to MMA. Unless they train in wrestling, most mixed martial artists would get their asses handed to them by a wold champion wrestler in a wrestling match . Boxing even more so.
But if we start having cage matches with random jacked up dudes from the dark corners of every continent, sign me up for a PPV pass.
This basically describes what the UFC was in the ‘90s. Pride in Japan is still pretty close. This formula leads to some weird matchups. Also, sometimes the Pride fighters don’t tap , so you might see broken/dislocated bones.